If life were art then this photo would be my 2006 masterpiece. I call it "Supersize". You see, this fellow with the very very large wheels painted his car red and yellow and put the McDonalds logo all over his car. Not only that, on his hood, he painted Jesus with the McDonald's logo. The rear bumper has a set of rubber testicles hanging down with bumper stickers that say "Supersize" on both sides.
Now that, my friends, is art.
If you don't want your kids to end up like this guy, keep them away from
this F'ed Up Toy.