A review for you pre-teen, mall-rat wannabes:
To your friends, you should say:
Lke OMG! I can't believe they would make such a lame ass game. I mean look at those girls on the cover of the box. They're like all into themselves and how they look. It's like they think all we care about is looking good, buying shoes, and going to the mall. How stupid.
To your parents, you should say:
And, I need "mall madness" the game for a project in school that shows how commercial everything has become. Can you take me to the mall to get it?
And secretly in your heart:
Now I can finally be a pretty girl. Yay!