First impressions

High schoolers = inarticulate set of morons (mostly aimed at the women...some of the guys are ok)

Verna on college team = lame...drama queen...lazy ass...lazy ass...are you sure you went to college (you never stayed up more than 48 hours in college?!? What kind of college did you go to? Lazy ass...I stayed up at LEAST 48 hours every finals week for 4 1/2 years...my record was over 72 hours AND I had to go to work after that..you should have seen the shakes I had from all of the caffeine and lack of sleep...lazy ass Verna...no way she's going to win...)

My picks for winner:
High schooler: John
College grad: Michael
slam dunk...unless they crunk it, of course