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MSNBC - J. Lo's exes all smiles about weekend wedding
Well, well, well...if it ain't little Jenny from the block. And from what I've heard, it's a block that has been circumlocuted many, many times by little Jenny. Jennifer Lopez is married yet again. Yes, I know what you're saying..."when's my turn?" Yes, I ask that too. I mean, she's married/dated/almost married so many guys in the past few years that she'll be calling you and me up for our turns soon, so don't worry and make sure you have call waiting. I think one day, I'll be walking down the street and for about 1 in 5 guys I see, it'll be like this:
Me: "Dude! Aren't you the guy who married J.Lo?"Random guy: "Yeah! I was her June '05 to August '05 husband!"
Me: "No way! I was boyfriend January'05 to March '05!"
Random guy: "I wonder who was April '05 to July '05...lucky guy got to hang out with J.Lo during the spring months. I would have killed to see her in a sun dress."
On another note, I hear Vegas is taking bets on how long the latest marriage will last. My guess is 6 months tops.
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