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If you are in America, then undoubtedly you've watched some of the 24/7 "news" coverage of the pummelling of Iraq. I hope you have had the good fortune to catch my favorite "character" in this whole ordeal: the Iraqi Information Minister. I love this guy. He is so full of shit and has the cojones to go on TV and lie to everyone knowing full well that America has hundreds of live, always on satellite feeds attached to "embedded journalists" better known as "dumb-asses stuck in Iraq" that contradict everything he was saying.
This guy was so completely deluded or just plain out of his gourd that it was both hilarious and sad at the same time when he came on the screen. I must say though, he made the news coverage rather enjoyable and more comical than they already were.
I hope Leno, Conan, or Craig Kilborn is planning on hiring the Iraqi Information Minister so that we can keep watching his stupidity and absurdity on TV. He's so sad that even the chicks on "The View" were ragging on him...I mean, if "The View" has a couple of jokes to tell about you, then you've got to be both sad and funny.